Don’t you wish baseball held its winter meetings at Dollywood? I mean, if they’re gonna be in Nashville, have ‘em someplace … y’know Nashville!
smitty, Dollywood’s, like, 200 miles from Nashville. You ignoramus.
It is? Oh. Well then have the winter meetings somewhere interesting. Have ‘em in Memphis, at Graceland. Bud Selig and Theo Epstein could take turns shooting TVs.
Anyway, yeah. The winter meetings. This week Dan Duquette, Orioles poobah of baseball ops, has been linked to every big-hitting outfielder in baseball. The O’s claim they want to keep Nate McLouth in left field and that Nolan Reimold is still in their plans. By the way, I believe the former and I disbelieve the latter. But the name that ...